I searched pictures of your mother.
I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them.
- Nahkahousut = Leather Pants
- Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what it sounds like to a modern Finn)
- Lemu = Stench
- Hinthaara = Fagsfork/Fagsgroin (“haara” means both a fork in something and the crotch region of a person)
- Sallittu = Permitted
- Kuuma = Hot
- Venäjä = Russia
- Letku = Hose
- Kaunaa = Grudge (indefinite form, so “some portion of grudge” would be more accurate)
- Vasaroi = Hammers (as in “he hammers)
- Riutta = Reef
- Takaperä = Rearback
- Pyttyvesi = Toilet Bowl Water
- Hepovaara = Horsie Hill/Horsie Danger (“vaara” means both a type of hill and “danger”)
- Homeperseensuo = Moldass’s Swamp
- Pöljä = Dumbass
- Alapitkä = Lower Long
- Sälliperä = Bro Rear
- Paisua = To Swell
- Egypti = Egypt
- Rannikko = Coast (check the location of this to see why it’s so funny)
- Kapee = Narow
- Koura = Large Hand
- Myrkky = Poison
- Tiukka = Tight
- Housu = Pant (as in pants)
- Vuoto = Leak
- Varvas = Toe
- Möykky = Lump
- Pikku-Melanen = Small-Paddled (“paddle” is one of the many Finnish euphemisms for penis)
- Iso-Kiimanen = Large-in-Heat (as in the heat of animals)
- Vetelä = Sloppy
- Paskalampinneva = Shitpondspoorfen
- Iso Mällineva = Big Wad Poorfen
- Kivesniemi = Testicle Peninsula (from this you can probably figure out that Kivesvaara = Testicle Hill/Testicle Danger and Kiveskylä = Testicle Village)
- Punaperä = Redrear
- Runkaus = Wank (well, one letter away from it)
- Terska = Foreskin
- Pikkumulkku = Smallprick (accompanied by Isomulkku, “Bigprick”)
- Mulkkusaari = Prick Island (“naturally located on Testicle Lake”)
- Saaranpaskantamasaari = Island-Which-Has-Been-Shat-By-Saara
- Peräsuolijoki = Rectum River
- Oranki = Orangutang
- Vyöni = My Belt
- Kiimamaa = Heatland
- Kusipää = lit. Pisshead, figuratively more like “Dickhead”
- Vitunviheltämäaapa = String Bog of the Whistling Cunt
- Suurkovanselkä = Greathardsback
- Kakkinen = Poopie (roughly)
- Paskalomavaara = Shitvacationdanger
- Kutusuvannonpää = Spawn-stream pool’s-end
It’s a beautiful country with a beautiful language.
Bless the Finns.
I live in the best country hands down.
What is Finland doing with all the coffee? Why do they need to be so alert?
I know the timeline of a coffee shortage might have been later in WWII BUT could the threat of a coffee shortage been the motivation of the Finns during the Winter War?
What else could have caused Finn solders to run at Russian tanks armed only with logs?
Sun doesn’t shine in here, all of our energy comes from coffee.
WE HAVE A PROBLEM, OK?!
Thank you! :)
Damn that is a hard question, I really can’t choose just one. What I love most about Star Trek is the chemistry between the crew.
sulu are you ok
Man this grass is soft
Fuck, this floor is so fucking smooth
And this console-
SULU. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING THIS THING.
The internet told me I had cool disorders so I do.
Lordy Jesus I REMEMBER.
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Paranoid/Avoidant: Very High