did they take your pix off of tumblrafterhours(.)com ?? search there for fatshirt
Anonymous

I searched pictures of your mother.

i got a similar message from of my followers but you actually should go to tumblrstaff(.)com for free headphones.. it works
Anonymous

English: A dog
Swedish: What
English: The dog
English: Two dogs
Swedish:
Swedish:
Swedish: En hund, hunden
Swedish: … hundar, hundarna
German:
English: No, go away
Swedish: No one invited you
German: Der Hund
English: I said go away
German: Ein Hund, zwei Hunde
Swedish: Stop it
German: Den Hund, einen Hund, dem Hund, einem Hund, des Hundes, eines Hundes, den Hunden, der Hunden
Finnish: Sup
English: NO
Swedish: NO
German: NO
Finnish:
English:
German:
Swedish:
Finnish: Koira, koiran, koiraa, koiran again, koirassa, koirasta, koiraan, koiralla, koiralta, koiralle, koirana, koiraksi, koiratta, koirineen, koirin
German:
Swedish:
Finnish:
English:
Finnish: And now the plural forms
pikkutuhina:

inebriatedpony:

literalfinnish:

I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them.
Nahkahousut = Leather Pants
Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what it sounds like to a modern Finn)
Lemu = Stench
Hinthaara = Fagsfork/Fagsgroin (“haara” means both a fork in something and the crotch region of a person)
Sallittu = Permitted
Kuuma = Hot
Venäjä = Russia
Letku = Hose
Kaunaa = Grudge (indefinite form, so “some portion of grudge” would be more accurate)
Vasaroi = Hammers (as in “he hammers)
Riutta = Reef
Takaperä = Rearback
Pyttyvesi = Toilet Bowl Water
Hepovaara = Horsie Hill/Horsie Danger (“vaara” means both a type of hill and “danger”)
Homeperseensuo = Moldass’s Swamp
Pöljä = Dumbass
Alapitkä = Lower Long
Sälliperä = Bro Rear
Paisua = To Swell
Egypti = Egypt
Rannikko = Coast (check the location of this to see why it’s so funny)
Kapee = Narow
Koura = Large Hand
Myrkky = Poison
Tiukka = Tight
Housu = Pant (as in pants)
Vuoto = Leak
Varvas = Toe
Möykky = Lump
Pikku-Melanen = Small-Paddled (“paddle” is one of the many Finnish euphemisms for penis)
Iso-Kiimanen = Large-in-Heat (as in the heat of animals)
Vetelä = Sloppy
Paskalampinneva = Shitpondspoorfen
Iso Mällineva = Big Wad Poorfen
Kivesniemi = Testicle Peninsula (from this you can probably figure out that Kivesvaara = Testicle Hill/Testicle Danger and Kiveskylä = Testicle Village)
Punaperä = Redrear
Runkaus = Wank (well, one letter away from it)
Terska = Foreskin
Pikkumulkku = Smallprick (accompanied by Isomulkku, “Bigprick”)
Mulkkusaari = Prick Island (“naturally located on Testicle Lake”)
Saaranpaskantamasaari = Island-Which-Has-Been-Shat-By-Saara
Peräsuolijoki = Rectum River
Oranki = Orangutang
Vyöni = My Belt
Kiimamaa = Heatland
Kusipää = lit. Pisshead, figuratively more like “Dickhead”
Vitunviheltämäaapa = String Bog of the Whistling Cunt
Suurkovanselkä = Greathardsback
Kakkinen = Poopie (roughly)
Paskalomavaara = Shitvacationdanger
Kutusuvannonpää = Spawn-stream pool’s-end
It’s a beautiful country with a beautiful language.

Bless the Finns.

I live in the best country hands down.

pikkutuhina:

inebriatedpony:

literalfinnish:

I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them.

  • Nahkahousut = Leather Pants
  • Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what it sounds like to a modern Finn)
  • Lemu = Stench
  • Hinthaara = Fagsfork/Fagsgroin (“haara” means both a fork in something and the crotch region of a person)
  • Sallittu = Permitted
  • Kuuma = Hot
  • Venäjä = Russia
  • Letku = Hose
  • Kaunaa = Grudge (indefinite form, so “some portion of grudge” would be more accurate)
  • Vasaroi = Hammers (as in “he hammers)
  • Riutta = Reef
  • Takaperä = Rearback
  • Pyttyvesi = Toilet Bowl Water
  • Hepovaara = Horsie Hill/Horsie Danger (“vaara” means both a type of hill and “danger”)
  • Homeperseensuo = Moldass’s Swamp
  • Pöljä = Dumbass
  • Alapitkä = Lower Long
  • Sälliperä = Bro Rear
  • Paisua = To Swell
  • Egypti = Egypt
  • Rannikko = Coast (check the location of this to see why it’s so funny)
  • Kapee = Narow
  • Koura = Large Hand
  • Myrkky = Poison
  • Tiukka = Tight
  • Housu = Pant (as in pants)
  • Vuoto = Leak
  • Varvas = Toe
  • Möykky = Lump
  • Pikku-Melanen = Small-Paddled (“paddle” is one of the many Finnish euphemisms for penis)
  • Iso-Kiimanen = Large-in-Heat (as in the heat of animals)
  • Vetelä = Sloppy
  • Paskalampinneva = Shitpondspoorfen
  • Iso Mällineva = Big Wad Poorfen
  • Kivesniemi = Testicle Peninsula (from this you can probably figure out that Kivesvaara = Testicle Hill/Testicle Danger and Kiveskylä = Testicle Village)
  • Punaperä = Redrear
  • Runkaus = Wank (well, one letter away from it)
  • Terska = Foreskin
  • Pikkumulkku = Smallprick (accompanied by Isomulkku, “Bigprick”)
  • Mulkkusaari = Prick Island (“naturally located on Testicle Lake”)
  • Saaranpaskantamasaari = Island-Which-Has-Been-Shat-By-Saara
  • Peräsuolijoki = Rectum River
  • Oranki = Orangutang
  • Vyöni = My Belt
  • Kiimamaa = Heatland
  • Kusipää = lit. Pisshead, figuratively more like “Dickhead”
  • Vitunviheltämäaapa = String Bog of the Whistling Cunt
  • Suurkovanselkä = Greathardsback
  • Kakkinen = Poopie (roughly)
  • Paskalomavaara = Shitvacationdanger
  • Kutusuvannonpää = Spawn-stream pool’s-end

It’s a beautiful country with a beautiful language.

Bless the Finns.

I live in the best country hands down.

straystuff:

mimeklou:

fluffypooky:

(via Coffee consumption map-Wikipedia)
What is Finland doing with all the coffee? Why do they need to be so alert? 
I know the timeline of a coffee shortage might have been later in WWII BUT could the threat of a coffee shortage been the motivation of the Finns during the Winter War?
What else could have caused Finn solders to run at Russian tanks armed only with logs? 

Sun doesn’t shine in here, all of our energy comes from coffee.

WE HAVE A PROBLEM, OK?!

straystuff:

mimeklou:

fluffypooky:

(via Coffee consumption map-Wikipedia)

What is Finland doing with all the coffee? Why do they need to be so alert? 

I know the timeline of a coffee shortage might have been later in WWII BUT could the threat of a coffee shortage been the motivation of the Finns during the Winter War?

What else could have caused Finn solders to run at Russian tanks armed only with logs? 

Sun doesn’t shine in here, all of our energy comes from coffee.

WE HAVE A PROBLEM, OK?!

love your url! who's your favorite star trek character?

Thank you! :)

Damn that is a hard question, I really can’t choose just one. What I love most about Star Trek is the chemistry between the crew. 

supersaiyanswagga:

uss-awesome:

sulu are you ok

Man this grass is soft

Fuck, this floor is so fucking smooth

And this console-

SULU. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING THIS THING.

ikanii:

sawmuchded:


EVERYONE took it and would brag about how sick they were.

The internet told me I had cool disorders so I do.

Lordy Jesus I REMEMBER.

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low

Paranoid/Avoidant: Very High

Schizoid/Schizotypal/Narcissistic/Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Dependent: Moderate.

Antisocial/Borderline/Histrionic: Low